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- Safety gates
- Car washes
- Petrol pumps with the long nozzles that stretch all the way over your car to your petrol hole (or whatever it's called), so that if you’d only frickin known, you could have stayed where you were, instead of reversing out of the space like a total loser, and waiting in the adjacent queue with everyone laughing at you ...
- All. Printers.Without. Exception.
- Cling film and cling film dispensers - even the Lakeland one that every one on Mumsnet thinks is the dogs bollox
Automatic car washes
Those name badges you get given in conferences. How the f*$k do they work? The only way I can attach them to my body is to literally clamp them on to my nipple, which is difficult, as most of my nipple got chewed off during breastfeeding.
- Curtain eyelets or anything to do with the act of hanging curtains. In fact I would go far as to say that any item of hardware connected with drapery is, unequivocally, a cunt.
Feel free to add to the list, of course.